why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER, IF SHE BE WORTHY, SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THOR.
ACTUAL GODDESS NATASHA ROMANOV
I always knew she was one :D
As is so often true of comics, a lot of the awesome is in the details. Natasha can’t move the Hammer when she first reaches it. What makes her worthy at the end when she apparently wasn’t worthy just seconds before? Look at panels 2-3 again. Natasha’s got that big ogre right on top of her with his club already going back to strike … and instead of shooting it to save herself, she uses her last shot to bring down the flying reptile that’s chasing that fleeing shuttle. That act of self-sacrifice in the face of certain death is what made her worthy.
[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR] COBRA STARSHIP IS BACK[BREAKS A WINDOW] NEW SONGS BEING RECORDED[SETS HOUSE ON FIRE] COBRA STARSHIP[STARTS CRYING] FANGS UP MOTHERFUCKERS
you know how people love to change celebrity names lately? why not making it with gabes name: gabe sexporta, godriel saporta, gabe slayporta, gabe legendporta
The way people felt about Kim K and Snooki having a baby is the way I feel about Tila Tequila having a baby.
Like she’s actually insane. Kim K and Snooki just liked to party.
lady marmalade - xtina ft. wishes she was xtina, got her only grammy thanks to xtina, relevant bc of xtina